the rules, 1-5
Rule #1 – When attending BHF10PP, you will use the #BHF10PP hashtag when tweeting anything you learn, say, or snark.
Rule #2 – Winky tweets are completely approved. It’s better if they are drunk winky tweets. 😉 (shoutout to @TheToughCookie)
Rule #3 – Snark is totally OK, but only if you are doing it out of jealousy. Which you are. So it’s OK. Snark on.
Rule #4 – You must, during the BHF10PP, share the sad things you are doing with your life instead of attending BHF10 in person. Preferrably, you are eating something sad. While doing something sad.
Rule #5 – You are encouraged, but not required, to abstain from bathing during BHF10PP. It’s only right.